Hey what's up you sexy mother fucker? Oh shit that's a mirror. Hahahaha DAMN. Any-fucking-way, I'm Alfred Fucking Jones, the sexiest and smartest monster you'll meet on this mother fuckin' planet! I'm just perfect, I swear. Well I mean, besides my boyfriend Alfred. Got a fuckin' problem our names are the same? Kiss me ass; oh wait never mind, you don't deserved to. [Conceited!Alfred Roleplay Blog run by michelle; a girl too obsessed with anime and has a life with 6 alfred's in her head.]

|05,583 notes| Wednesday, Apr 4 at 7:44 pm
  • me:scrolling down my dash
  • me:pokerface
  • me:pokerface
  • me:pok-- wait that is a picture oF MY OTP
  • me:OH GOD OH GOD THEY ARE IN THE SAME PICTURE
  • me:OH GOD SO CUTE SO THEIR LOVE IS LEGENDARY
  • me:OH MY GOD I CAN'T-- I AM CRYING
  • me:/CLICKS REBLOG STILL SOBBING
  • me:/FALLING OUT OF CHAIR AS I BARELY TYPE TAGS
  • me:AHHHH THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL /REBLOGS
  • me:CRIES ON floor for a minute
  • me:returns to chair still sniffling
  • me:scrolls down dash again
|02,607 notes| Wednesday, Apr 4 at 7:44 pm
9,797 plays

ollie-of-the-east:

bennyslegs:

moraniarty:

killercabbies:

god bless the internet

#I #AM #DYING #LAUGHING #RIGHT #NOW #ughhhhh too much perfection

SAME I’M LIKE AHFAJGASJGAS

i should be going to bed but instead i’M laughing so hard at this WHY DIDN’T THIS EXIST WHEN I HAD SCHOOL???

im probably going to end up using this during the week. no regrets.

(Source: icarusing)

|0| Wednesday, Apr 4 at 7:39 pm

Fuck my life.

He gave a sigh and stuffed his hands in his pockets, the cold evening approaching. “I fucking hate this.” He muttered out.

|07,108 notes| Monday, Apr 2 at 12:29 am

put a ” 69” in my ask and i’ll answer


We kissed by accident:

[] continue kissing
[] smile
[] awkward
[] walk away
[] be like wtf
[] kiss you back

If you hugged me:
[] hug you back
[] let you
[] hug you heaps more
[] push you away

Would i date you?
[] yes
[] no
[] maybe
[] probably
[] already have

You should:
[] text me
[] get in my bed now
[] talk to me more
[] come see me
[] leave me alone!


(Source: itsloseerxx)

|0440 notes| Monday, Apr 2 at 12:29 am
|0287 notes| Monday, Apr 2 at 12:29 am
  • Hetalia fandom:Sobs from memories of last year's April Fool's Event
|074,596 notes| Monday, Apr 2 at 12:29 am

stillyourstar:

  • ♂= i am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀= i am a girl who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = post a picture of yourself
  • $ = you’re awesome
  • # = i love your blog
  • @ = you’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you
  • % = you’re ugly
  • <3 = i want to fuck you
  • & = i wish we were close
  • ~ = i wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through (mention which one!)
  • ! = you inspire me

put it in the ask box!

|01,928 notes| Monday, Apr 2 at 12:29 am
|0555 notes| Monday, Apr 2 at 12:28 am

scanlating is hard, man

gayify:

so i found this baby in my closet and decided to scanlate it… it’s r18 just fyi

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(Source: hussie420)